big time cat fancier

8.10.09

NEW COMIC BLOG!

Check it! I've got a comic blog now (my current obsession).


I'll be posting my own comics, comic reviews, and other assorted comic oddities I run into as my obsession runs it's course.

23.9.09

the sea is a good place to think about golf courses

The sea will be good to you
in time / succulent bits
of welsh rabbit,
dribbling in your hair,
tastes full of rebellion
whooping ocean filth
in your sweet little coven.

Rejoice!

Oho!

Will Tio fill the ocean
with Marlin.
The sea is acne / with fish.
Swimming makes the skin / dark fire.



Guest Editing @ Ink Node

Yo. I'm editing Ink Node for the next couple weeks. Check it... Regularly.

19.9.09


"They’ve grown comfortable with their money," I said. "They genuinely believe they’re entitled to it. This conviction gives them a kind of rude health. They glow a little."

"I have trouble imagining death at that income level," she said.

"Maybe there is no death as we know it. Just documents changing hands."

11.9.09

destroying all content

It is important to destroy the myth of scarcity first. That is precisely what cash is for, to select an American, put him above a grave and sing doctrines to him. Taken to its logical conclusions

humans, in their own way, will destroy the bees.

This can make dolphins--and various porpoise and porpoise-like mammals (whales, otters, people, labor models)--very nervous, to the point of uncontrollable shaking, vomiting and finally, mutual harassment.

Their eyes are contractually obligated to bleed sharp white crystals that hum "This Land is Our Land." Their teeth are removable pieces of milk candy. Their toes are pieces of language spoken for at midnight mass, with tiny etchings of candle light on the tips. Their fingers, underprivileged and torn, are ugly bulbs of flesh, each a vinegar capsule releasing into the air before bed.

While Socialists attempt to wreak havoc on slippery little LA weasels, I suggest we manufacture spawning beds for humans. We will cover the beds in the LIGHT OF GOD. And then magic conception! It will be beautiful and green, or boring and sexual.

***

Did you call, Light-God? Do you need me to cut a secret from you?

We developed a software using twitter to pump light into the houses of low income families, ask me how!

Well

of course they drown.

Why yes, the little ones first.

No, it's not unpleasant to sing into the lungs of their dead little pill bodies. I find it quite invigorating. Like a frisky Danish breeze passing through my body. Like wearing those extra tiny shorts on holiday.

***

I say we voyage into the capacity of your space now, fondle up the curves of your curl, kiss the spit from your eyes. It will be such fun to see you smile at my Porsche again.

R. Crumb & R. Hughes


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3.9.09

Dissonance Remolds: Oy! A Feta Defaced Her... Um... Tut?

Another "tweak" of Sandra Simonds poems from Warsaw Bikini. I think I'll rename this first section of her book: Deb Dinged Orgy Mink.


after The Academy of The Future: Scenarios and Models


do you know of the the vast, calm, still, deep chemicals covering the gaps in the deep Russian parts of our house


should a horse vanquish wolves with mortgages with its pithy eye-holes


when the bells ring twelve times / when the bells are ringing here / in the house a bell rings / to tell us different kinds of unspoken words


New York women facing martyrdom lean in against a crass architecture / two holy blue lights / one a slippery night spire / one a birth defect of love canals / they pace and glow / their face with six frequencies


like some oxygenated cells

have culture

and beards

and an appreciation for Woody Allen


so the message board goes down / the baby turns up a big wimp / we keep waking up with the same breath


is this the easiest way to turn a thumb about


an acre of science and language fall off a square of newly turned earth / we are smitten to dance and be simple ocean creatures / like our parents or like the vikings or like guitar music made ugly / the field spreads in blades and teeth each one a new place to put a letter / we glower at our words / they are as ugly as the hilltops


and now / momma / we part houses

only to drink the big gulps

pitching over nettle water

falling out big cups

I am a simple being now

so an ocean of violins swell

and my being a story

about the perfect wave

still

feels

pretty