panda panda panda
I dreamed about a panda and his name was Mr. Bigbutt. I carried him around with me. Just when I was going to get rid of him, he gave birth to 6 baby pandas (red orange yellow green blue and purple) and they were horribly cute and I loved them and put them in a hamster-fence (like the kind you put up in your living room so your hamster can run around) and I realized when I prevented 4 orange baby pandas from escaping that they were breeding and they bred by having their eggs (like caviar) come out of my mouth and I kept spitting and drooling baby panda eggs while I tried to keep them from getting away and Bill Clinton came and was eating the eggs (he thought they were candy) and I yelled at him and punched him in the face and animal control came and took away all my pandas.
that is a crazy, crazy dream, and i hope it was inspired by my blog.