(as appears on a bar napkin, all sides used)
Dear Jess:
I spoke with
you fag boy and
he tried to touch
me in all the
white places.
Thank you,
Mike
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Dear Mike:
Thank you for your
Support. We here at
Jess appreciate all
our fans.
Blessings,
The Staff
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Dear God:
I would like
to notify you of
two illegal Fag people:
Fag Alex & Fag Jess
have been soiling your
children with what they
call "adventures".
Please regulate.
yo boy,
M.Z.
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Dear Child of Mine
(A-M Category):
Fag Heaven is
glorious. Join
us.
-- Papa
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Dear Life:
Many thanks for
your submission. Unfortunately
Fag Alex & Fag Jess
will no longer require
your poem "I Like
The Tender Spot."
Feel free to eat
yourself.
Toodle-00,
David Beckham
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Dr. Mr. Beckham:
It has come to my /our
attention that your
mother is a filthy
filthy whore. We
no longer require
your life.
sincerely,
R.E.M.
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Dear R.E.M.:
WTF R U Talking
About? Ever?
Concerned,
Confused
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Dear Concerned:
You bleed like
everyone else.
Remember that.
Jess
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SPOKEN WORD
OPEN MIC
7 PM
EVERY WEDNESDAY
13.5.07
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