big time cat fancier

13.5.07

Conversations W/ GOD @ Open Mic

(as appears on a bar napkin, all sides used)

Dear Jess:

I spoke with
you fag boy and
he tried to touch
me in all the
white places.

Thank you,
Mike

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Dear Mike:

Thank you for your
Support. We here at
Jess appreciate all
our fans.

Blessings,
The Staff

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Dear God:

I would like
to notify you of
two illegal Fag people:
Fag Alex & Fag Jess
have been soiling your
children with what they
call "adventures".

Please regulate.

yo boy,
M.Z.

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Dear Child of Mine
(A-M Category):

Fag Heaven is
glorious. Join
us.

-- Papa

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Dear Life:

Many thanks for
your submission. Unfortunately
Fag Alex & Fag Jess
will no longer require
your poem "I Like
The Tender Spot."
Feel free to eat
yourself.

Toodle-00,
David Beckham

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Dr. Mr. Beckham:

It has come to my /our
attention that your
mother is a filthy
filthy whore. We
no longer require
your life.

sincerely,
R.E.M.

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Dear R.E.M.:

WTF R U Talking
About? Ever?

Concerned,
Confused

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Dear Concerned:

You bleed like
everyone else.
Remember that.

Jess

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SPOKEN WORD
OPEN MIC
7 PM
EVERY WEDNESDAY

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