big time cat fancier


For Mike Young, Forever Ago

Battle Toads

First you are a toad with incredibly
large fists on a planet of caves.

You only move to the left and
down in the shape of christmas.

And fall down. Cracks on his helmet
reveal what appears to be his brain.

I must defeat the dark queen
and her huge, powerful breasts

before her breasts (Medusa style),
or rat creatures, big teeth holes,

before they produce cattle-loads
of venom, hang-tenning, and

destroy all them caves. Is there
any justice in squashing Big

Blag with a fist? Is that it?
Please disable the friendly fire

one-fist KO option you goddamn
wartfeatures. Zits is dead now.

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