Battle Toads
First you are a toad with incredibly
large fists on a planet of caves.
You only move to the left and
down in the shape of christmas.
And fall down. Cracks on his helmet
reveal what appears to be his brain.
I must defeat the dark queen
and her huge, powerful breasts
before her breasts (Medusa style),
or rat creatures, big teeth holes,
before they produce cattle-loads
of venom, hang-tenning, and
destroy all them caves. Is there
any justice in squashing Big
Blag with a fist? Is that it?
Please disable the friendly fire
one-fist KO option you goddamn
wartfeatures. Zits is dead now.
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