Nickelback is worst band on the planet.

Nickelback - Something in Your Mouth Lyrics

got to meet the hottie with the million dollar body
they say(pray) its over budget but you’d pay her just to touch it come on
needs to hit the big screen and shoot a little love scene
if Hollywood hadn’t caught her she’d be gunnin for ya holler come on

pretty little lady with the pretty pink thong
every sugar daddy hittin on her all night long.
doesn’t care about the money she could be with anybody
anybody and the honey wanted you all along

(you naughty thing)
your ripping up the dance floor honey
(you naughty women)
you shake your ass around for everyone
(your such a mover)
i love the way you dance with anybody
(the way you swing)
and tease them all by sucking on your thumb
your so much cooler when you never pull it out
cuz you look so much cuter with something in your mouth

crafty little lip tricks
tattoos on her left hip
she bending as your spending
there’s no ending its so …. come on
dressed up like a princess
beating that her skin smells better
than the scent of every flower in the desert come on

pretty little lady with the pretty pink thong
every sugar daddy hittin on her all night long.
doesn’t care about the money she could be with anybody
anybody and the honey wanted you all along

(you naughty thing)
your ripping up the dance floor honey
(you naughty women)
you shake your ass around for everyone
(your such a mover)
i love the way you dance with anybody
(the way you swing)
and tease them all by sucking on your thumb
your so much cooler when you never pull it out
cuz you look so much cuter with something in your mouth

she loves the night scene bar queen
living for the fun taking over every dance floor like shes the only one
in the spotlight all night dissing everyone
trying to look so innocent while sucking on her thumb

your so much cooler
when you never pull it out
so much cuter
with something in your mouth

(you naughty thing)
your ripping up the dance floor honey
(you naughty women)
you shake your ass around for everyone
i love the way you dance with anybody
(the way you swing)
and tease them all by sucking on your thumb

(you naughty thing)
your ripping up the dance floor honey
(you naughty women)
you shake that ass around for everyone
(your such a mover)
i love the way you dance with anybody
(the way you swing)
and tease them all by sucking on your thumb
your so much cooler when you never pull it out
cuz you look so much cuter with something in your



This is literally the worst song I have ever heard. Nickelback has managed to combine all the elements of music I hate into one tight pile of ass-vomit. This song is some kind of hot booty, country, "hard" rock song with bullshit solos all over the place. And the lyrics, holy christ. How crappy they only shocks me a little, but just look at how many lyrics this damn song has. BAHABHABHBAHABHABHABAHAB (that is the sound of crying and vomiting simultaneously)

And the song is wicked sexist. News flash women! it's time to be sexy and put something in your mouth!

Checklist:
Thong?
Thumb? (for sucking)
Feigned innocence?
Booty for swinging and/or shaking?
Syphilis?

I'm sure it's going to be a hit at high school dances all across the country.

I mean, this isn't a huge news flash. They've always sucked, but they just left behind all the Linkin Parks and High School Musicals of the world. They reached a new level of suck, so great I'm not sure there is a name for it YET.

Yes America, there is something in our mouths: Nickelback's dick and it's brushing our teeth with it.