the NEW Josh Ritter album is AMAZING. it's called: THE HISTORICAL CONQUESTS OF JOSH RITTER. I just stole it today (sorry Josh). if you have to steal one album this week, i suggest you steal this one. and then i suggest you buy it when it comes out.
i'm sitting in my apartment listening to it. waiting for my 1 dollar pizza to come out of the oven. smelling like stale milk. my ankles are sore from work. i'm tired but i don't want to sleep. i don't work tomorrow or the next day. please hang out with me. i don't see anyone lately.
an old lady called me ma'am, today. i wanted to punch a hole through her head, but i just smiled and told her where the toilet paper was. it's on aisle 6, in case you were wondering. it sucks that i know that.
does anyone have any drugs i can take at work to keep me happy/retarded but still able to work.?
i finished reading the last Harry Potter. it was good. really good. but i don't undertand why people freak out and have seizures and cry about it. i just got to the end and was like, "that was good. good job J.K." that's it. then i went to work. not the end of the world.
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your heart might be made of jell-o. also: it's drugs OR jesus, not drugs AND jesus. these are the tough decisions.
ReplyDeleteI tried to call you last night but you didn't answer. Probably because of all the Jesus drugs.
ReplyDeletei have one of the new josh ritter songs.
ReplyDeletehe is playing at the britt festival. tickets are like 50 bucks though just for his show (he's playing with some singer/songwriter woman).
take some opiates before work. it cheers you up. i used to do that when i worked at a grocery store.
august called. she wants to know where your damn stories are.
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i have one up already.
ReplyDeleteyou should get on bryan. he doesn't his story up yet.