big time cat fancier

4.3.08

drunk at 17? pa-sha

I think I'm 21 years old now.
Bob Dylan had already put out his first record.
I've been drinking for a while already.
Cool?

Now I can:
Go to 21 and over shows
Waste lots of money
Buy beer FOR MYSELF
Drink in restraunts
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  1. jess rowanMarch 4, 2008 at 12:47 AM

    I think the sparks are gone, now yer all legal-like.

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  2. williezMarch 4, 2008 at 12:47 AM

    Hemingway didn't write his first short story until he was 24.

    Also: happy birthday! I shall buy you a drink.

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  3. Maurice BurfordMarch 4, 2008 at 12:54 AM

    nice: thanks willie. i'm glad hemingway got a slow start. dylan made me feel like a lazy-ass.

    and to my dear,

    the sparks were gone long ago, like, when i found out your name was "Jess" not "Jeff".

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  4. jess rowanMarch 4, 2008 at 12:55 AM

    i maked you something.

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  5. shannon smithMarch 4, 2008 at 6:51 AM

    yes, being 21 is totally about wasting lots of money ;) i already said it over at facebook, but happy b-day.

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  6. Bryan CoffeltMarch 4, 2008 at 7:05 AM

    grawr dollz cape canaveral apple bake!

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  7. Mike YoungMarch 4, 2008 at 9:14 AM

    John Smith had sailed the known world like four times. HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAZY FISHES!

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  8. Maurice BurfordMarch 4, 2008 at 2:39 PM

    Fuck John Smith. He also had an indistinguishable name.

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  9. GenevieveMarch 4, 2008 at 4:51 PM

    Don't worry Alex. Orson Welles was 26 when he wrote, directed, produced, and starred in Citizen Cane. See? You still have time.

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